Ok. Back to it again.
* Colleague who likes fair puny gals, lets call him A.A was mouthing to me to check out the hot chick (no prizes for guessing – fair and puny. sigh) that was standing next to me while I was ordering sandwich at Subway. I don’t know what does he think Iam? Makes me feel like I swing the other way round!
* The same colleague A.A was trying coffee the other day for the first time at this new place which had opened up in Internet city (coffee bytes). I thought the coffee was too strong and had difficulty drinking it. A.A bought it coz the Filipino guy at the counter informed me that the coffee is free since they were opening for the first time just the next day. He buys the coffee and the Filipino asks him ‘ where do you work sir?’ , to which he replies ‘ we work in Microsoft’ ( which was a lie) and I suddenly see A.A give a small yelp , close his mouth ,dart away from the counter and come back again. Well what happened? He tried drinking the hot latte using a STRAW. And the full concentrated hot latte hit the tip of his tongue and burnt it. The poor fellow couldn’t taste anything for a day it seems. One cup of coffee was gulped down with one bottle of mineral water. I don’t blame him, the latte was so bitter and he had a burnt tongue to couple with it. This is what happens when you couple a lie with a straw.
* Ahmed Bin bond! Yeah, that’s the name an RJ gave to the James bond from Dubai. Clever, aint it!
Yallah! Iam Bond… Ahmed Bin Bond.
* Colleague who likes fair puny gals, lets call him A.A was mouthing to me to check out the hot chick (no prizes for guessing – fair and puny. sigh) that was standing next to me while I was ordering sandwich at Subway. I don’t know what does he think Iam? Makes me feel like I swing the other way round!
* The same colleague A.A was trying coffee the other day for the first time at this new place which had opened up in Internet city (coffee bytes). I thought the coffee was too strong and had difficulty drinking it. A.A bought it coz the Filipino guy at the counter informed me that the coffee is free since they were opening for the first time just the next day. He buys the coffee and the Filipino asks him ‘ where do you work sir?’ , to which he replies ‘ we work in Microsoft’ ( which was a lie) and I suddenly see A.A give a small yelp , close his mouth ,dart away from the counter and come back again. Well what happened? He tried drinking the hot latte using a STRAW. And the full concentrated hot latte hit the tip of his tongue and burnt it. The poor fellow couldn’t taste anything for a day it seems. One cup of coffee was gulped down with one bottle of mineral water. I don’t blame him, the latte was so bitter and he had a burnt tongue to couple with it. This is what happens when you couple a lie with a straw.
* Ahmed Bin bond! Yeah, that’s the name an RJ gave to the James bond from Dubai. Clever, aint it!
Yallah! Iam Bond… Ahmed Bin Bond.
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